Game

You just wake up for work and just as you look to your side you see you’re already running an hour late. You panic and get up quickly to wash your face, do your hair, and brush your teeth. You decide to either

Skip Breakfast or Eat it

Running out the door you see a thunderstorm of wet rubber ducks wearing pink wigs has just began and there is a heavy down poor. With not enough time to head back inside for an umbrella you run to the nearest subway station and decide to either catch the

Express train or the local

Upon getting on the train you look at your reflection and see your hair is totally ruined and your makeup. A stranger sits next to you. She has a wide Cheshire cat smile on her face and crazy green contacts. She offers to help fix you up before your job starts and you accept because at this point you have nothing to lose-besides your job. The stranger pulls out a pair of scissors and attempts to cut your hair. Do you

Get up and shout to get off

OR

Say screw it I could use a free cut

She reassures you that she is a hairstylist and she can have your hair looking better than ever. You get off the train but you see the street that you work on is completely closed off due to a random hoola-hooping while eating a dutch waffle parade that you had no idea about. As soon as you see the parade, you get an email from your work saying it will be closed for the day. Better luck next time!